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Top Ten Reasons to Live in Newaygo, MI

July 15th, 2009 5 COMMENTS
Newaygo, MI -- Birthplace of Reid Sherwood

Newaygo, MI -- Birthplace of Reid Sherwood

10. Annual “Drive Your Farm Tractor to School” Day (during FFA Week)
9.  Both Stop Lights are Synchronized – No Traffic Jams!
8.  Two Hours from Traverse City — The Palm Springs of MI
7.  Another Excuse to Use The Michigan Hand Map — Locate Newaygo Between the Crease of the Pinkie and Ring Finger
6.  Never Break a Sweat from September Thru May
5.  Deer Day! No School or Work on Opening Day of Deer Season
4.  Kayak to McCormick Place in Chicago
3.  Locks on Doors are Unnecessary (Well, perhaps they are now. Oops!)

Another Typical Friday Night in Newaygo

Another Typical Friday Night in Newaygo

2.  It’s Jim Hoffmann’s (from Optima) Favorite Vacation Spot

And the number one reason . . .

1.  A Golf Membership is just $179.00/yr. (The 2 Gallon Can of Mosquito Spray is Extra)

— Reid Sherwood

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5 Responses to “Top Ten Reasons to Live in Newaygo, MI”

  1. tim morris says:

    In addition to a valid drivers license, Newaygo strictly adheres to “a three tooth minimum” in all saloons. Checking guns is not necessary.

  2. Friend of Reid says:

    Ah Newaygo!! Where you can feel free to love your wife like your cousin or vice versa.

  3. I like the wholesome sports program. I support the Newaygo Lions above any other sholastic sports program in the country. Competitive Cheering, Track… that Palmiter Kid can really jump! and i am an avid Lions football fan. I even have a Jake Blammer poster.
    Go Lions!

  4. past visitor says:

    this is a place that gives new meaning to relative humidity. love the canoeing! i think there is a guy named dean that lives up there….he may be in the river, look for canoe going in circles…

  5. In addition to a valid drivers license, Newaygo strictly adheres to “a three tooth minimum” in all saloons. Checking guns is not necessary.

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