Classic Exhibits, ClassicMODUL, and Exhibits NW will be closed on Monday, July 4th.
We’ll be back on Tuesday, assuming the rare sunny weather in the Northwest hasn’t adversely affected us. For some, just seeing the rare fireball in sky is enough to create a dangerous shopping frenzy for tomato plants at local nurseries. You haven’t seen crazy if you’ve never seen the face of an Oregonian fantasizing about fresh home-grown tomatoes by mid-September.
Plus, we get a little dizzy and confused from too much Vitamin D. And don’t get us started about middle-aged men with pasty white legs and ponytails wearing sandals with dark socks. They’re like a herd moving across the Serengeti at all the shopping malls. If only lions were allowed in malls . . . .