Every group has its own rules and etiquette. Trade shows are no different whether you are an exhibitor, attendee, or an industry insider. While many behaviors might seem normal to you as a member of the trade show community, others are downright bizarre to those who rarely set foot in a trade show hall.
Here are 40 Things You Do @ Trade Shows You Would Never Do Anywhere Else. It was originally much longer, but this is a PG-rated blog.
Drinking doesn’t count. We know you drink. You just don’t always start at lunch. And for the sake of discretion (and possible litigation), we’ve ignored trade shows where other forms of “relaxation” are legal.
Feel free to contribute in the comments. And enjoy!
Wear Matching Unisex Clothing
- Throw trash in the aisle and expect others to clean it up
- Spend $8.50 for a 12 oz. bottle of Aquafina
- Bribe someone to look the other direction. Brag about it later
- Have Accounting panic because you just max-out your credit card on one transaction (drayage perhaps?)
- Wear matching unisex clothing
- Take anything that appears to have a value of less than $10 (candy, hats, pens, mugs…)
- Share “steamy” industry gossip with competitors
- Chat with 500 strangers in 72 hours
- Gush about the double-padded carpet in booth #1108
- Buy a gaudy new belt in the casino shop for $165 (after forgetting to pack one)
Spend $350 to Vacuum Your Carpet
- Party until 3 am with Steve in Accounting, Larry in HR, Melissa in Engineering, and Rebecca in Quality Control
- Bum breath mints from strangers
- Arrive at work at 11 am. Leave at 3:30 pm
- Get agitated when someone walks across the corner of your booth space
- Take a Lyft to Lowe’s or Best Buy at 9 am
- Pretend you don’t smell that awful face-melting smell
- Debate the existential meaning of portable, modular, and custom
- Act interested in (insert topic)
- Complain about how much it costs to vacuum 400 sq. ft. of carpet. Vow to do something about it
- Allow strangers to take your stuff without a receipt for three days and not know where it is, how it’s getting stored (or if it will be returned undamaged), and that you have zero ability to get it back early.
Steam Your Clothing in the Shower
- Let someone point a scanning device or smartphone camera in the general vicinity of your chest and crotch. Repeatedly.
- Be convinced a 15-minute conversation will lead to $500,000 in new business
- Assemble a 3D structure that costs somewhere between a new car and a McMansion, only to disassemble it three days later
- Spend 20% of your entire annual marketing budget over five days. Never calculate the ROI
- Compare the work ethic in Philadelphia, Boston, NYC, Chicago, Orlando, Anaheim, San Francisco, and Las Vegas to the work ethic in your hometown. Vow to do something about it.
- Hang your clothing in the bathroom with the shower running for 30 minutes to steam out the wrinkles
- Explain, once again, to your family and friends that it’s a “business trip” and not a vacation
- Get visibly excited about the phrase “traffic congestion”
- Guard your giveaways like a momma bear (Day #1). Beg show labor to take them in bulk (Day #3)
- Sneak off to the bathroom just to find a quiet place to work
Hide in a Storage Closet
- Hide in a storage closet to scarf down a Starbuck’s scone, while dusting your co-workers coats, purses, and briefcases with gooey crumbs
- Judge people based solely on their trade show name badge
- Convince your boss that the 300 fishbowl leads are new clients clamoring for your product (and not the iPad giveaway)
- Pretend the President’s son is not still drunk. Allow him to talk to potential clients and competitors (I know I said I wouldn’t include drinking but this one was too good to exclude)
- Spend 3 days with 100 of your best friends and not speak or see them again for 362 days
- Fly from the Midwest in January to Las Vegas, Orlando, or New Orleans and NEVER leave the hotel/convention center complex
- Reintroduce yourself to the same person three times. Act embarrassed
- Toss the sales literature you carefully collected over three days so there’s more room for tschotskes. Pretend it’s for your children
- Be REALLY, REALLY EXCITED to leave Las Vegas or Orlando!
- Finally… Wonder (after scanning the room and mumbling quietly to yourself) why the Federal Government hasn’t filed RICO charges against certain segments of the trade show industry. Vow to do something about it.
That’s it. Please share your “Trade Show Things” below. And thanks for playing along.
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Tags: Business Tips, Mel White, Trade Show Culture, Trade Show Marketing, Trade Shows
Mel – you are SOOO right! I’ve probably done about 35 of these things myself! I laughed all the way through, shaking my head yes!
Thanks for sharing Cindy. We work in a bizarre industry. 😉
So fun to read. Brings back memories of a super crazy career. Thank you.
#41: Make the promise that next time in _________ will take time to see the sights.
Being new to the industry (6 years and counting) I can’t believe I have accomplished 36 of these items (or some form of each item) during tradeshow sets and tradeshow attendance for my clients. This fall is filling up with some travel – So I now have the goal to accomplish the other 4. (But I am sure to repeat #11, #14 and #26 again and again.)
Great addition Don. The only folks who “see the local sights” are the installation supervisors who stay for the assembly and take-down. They have three days to relax and enjoy. Not a bad trade-off. Thanks for contributing to the list!!
Smell visqueen and get mildly arroused
Now that’s VERY VERY DISTURBING!
It’s a crazy life! Thanks for posting Mel. Pretty accurate and funny.
1. Explain to numerous people how to get to the rest room. 2. Try to remain calm when your attendees complain about everything, and how their shower cap is too tight!
3. Put in a 15-hour day, and do it five days in a row.
4. Explain to your Vice President why it will cost too much to move the tower from one end of the booth to another.
Hilarious Mel. And sadly true.
If the list is growing… how about;
“Pay someone $140 to put your plug into an electrical outlet.”
“See the same guy in a GC shirt on the show floor today, that you saw working in a 7/11 yesterday.”
Or my personal favorite… “Finding out that the fork lift driver that damaged your exhibit, works for the same company that repairs them.” And vowing NOT to say anything about it.
Great additions Denise. Thank you for contributing.
These are all so very true! I’ve always said I’m going to write and pitch a SNL skit which involves all the different stereotypical trade show personalities!
Couple to add:
– Hug (or at least put on your Christmas card list) a sweaty union worker because he located your lost machine pallet/gave you a ride on his cart to the 2 mile-away-rigging desk/got you an 8am start time/actually came back in 5 minutes after he “had to go get something”/told you what to stay away from at the roach-coach
– Took an Uber .15 miles to the local UPS store
– Worked double shifts, numerous times, because your plane was the only one of your group that got out on time
Excellent additions Kim!!
Let’s all think of the reasons Reid Sherwood might be smelling visqueen (face plant, perhaps?)
at Reid’s height…he’s close enough to the floor without doing a face plant 🙂
Joan and Kevin, you two are merciless!